Camera Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)