A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
A GoProbe.
A daeshcam
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Jesus: *winks at camera*
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
By selling your camera.
They capture your special moments.
One holds photos The other holds five
They both capture the moment.
Photos-in-the-seas!
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)
Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
To which I replied: "a camera."
A furtographer
They both capture that special moment.
A BiPolaroid
To be on the safe side!
A dictator.
Pencilvania.
Chernobyl fallout
She sneezes.
Deciding which to tell people first.
Using the lords name in vanity
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
An animal that talks your head off.
Divorce
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
