A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
A GoProbe.
A daeshcam
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Jesus: *winks at camera*
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
By selling your camera.
They capture your special moments.
One holds photos The other holds five
They both capture the moment.
Photos-in-the-seas!
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)
Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
To which I replied: "a camera."
A furtographer
They both capture that special moment.
A BiPolaroid
Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
Because it did.
Cold.
Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
It goes to Twerk!
A leek.
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
In case they get a hole in one!
The sock under my bed.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
This guy
I forgot to wet the soap.
Very little.
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
