Camera Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

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Wonton soup!

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb