A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
A GoProbe.
A daeshcam
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Jesus: *winks at camera*
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
By selling your camera.
They capture your special moments.
One holds photos The other holds five
They both capture the moment.
Photos-in-the-seas!
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)
Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
To which I replied: "a camera."
A furtographer
They both capture that special moment.
A BiPolaroid
One foots both the same!
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
The Mediterranean Sea
The yakety-yaks!
Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.
In his Taurus!
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
It's all in the execution.
Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
Pigpockets.
Isee cold.