To which I replied: "a camera."
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Have someone throw it at you.
Because he always brings the boos
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
They both capture that special moment.
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."
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