What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

Who's there! Boo! Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

When asked "why?

He replied, "Tropical Depression."

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."