What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What's the best way to see yesterday's front page?

9GAG

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."