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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU