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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

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What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."