How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."