How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.