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Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a.........oooooh.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.