Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a.........oooooh.

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.