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How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.