How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?