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How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.