How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.