Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!