Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands