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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.