Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.