Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.