Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates