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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's