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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)