How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.