How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)