Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.