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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!