Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety