Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!