Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

10:45

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!