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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety