How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

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Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.