How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.