How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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A smokesalottapotamus.

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Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

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The line at KFC

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.