What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.