What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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An Algo-rhythm.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.