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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.