M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
You start with a large one.
A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
The barking lot.
A haunting license
Because he bawled.
Can I please get a drink
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
They kick a Can
She wanted to rock and roll
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Mount Rushmore
Syndrome of a Down...
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Neighbor
