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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

People Jokes More People Jokes

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor