M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Throw in your laundry!
5mins later* Me: I need a new room.
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Because they were bard.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
Walk in with $2 Million.
You don't, you pick it up.
Because it was the hottest pepper.
Around the ankles and wrists
Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.
Pummus.
Mount Rushmore
OCDC
A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)
If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
