What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!