What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Because they'll work for p naughts.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!