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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?