What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.