Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.