Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.