Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.