Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.