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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

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How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.