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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Who is left?

Marco Rubio

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.