Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.