What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.