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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Bar Tender Jokes More Bar Tender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either