Bar tender
Croaka-cola!
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
She forgot to use Spell Check.
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
They always have a big bill!
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either
