Bar Tender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.