Bar Tender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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Who pays?

Germany.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!