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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.