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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.