Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
They keep telling me to stop asking...
I just need some bread
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.
Asks the bartender. "I got fired."
Ellipsis S. Grant.
