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Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"