Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"