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Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"