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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

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How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.