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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail