What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie