What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.