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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.