What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!