Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Vibrate Jokes More Vibrate Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.