Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Force of Hobbit.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.