Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Force of Hobbit.

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Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.