Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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With dog diskettes!

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God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.