How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's