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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What were the very first straws made of?

Straw.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a