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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.