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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones