How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g