How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing