How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.