Cell phones
With a cell phone.
Cell Phones.
A Nokia
Virgin Mobile.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Cell phones.
A La-Barad-dr
Red Red Wine!
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
With a victim cleaner.
Because they always miss the joke
They always miss the shot
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
My phone number, call me please!
Fast food
He waits at the next station
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.
AT & AT.
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)