Cell phones
With a cell phone.
Cell Phones.
A Nokia
Virgin Mobile.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Cell phones.
Cth-Hulu
Horror-scopes!
Mitosis
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
He was syncing too much time into it.
A gap in coverage.
To cover up his bald spot.
A-social media
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
I need some space.
They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...
