What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.