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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"