What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

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Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.