What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!