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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!