What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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Nokia Jokes More Nokia Jokes

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It