What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.