Cell Phones.
By using a bottle opener
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
Student: A teacher!
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
Organized crime.
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
A Nokia
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
A Cellfie.
Prisoner: For a lark sir.
