A con-fession.
Cell Phones.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Neil.
A Kong - vict!
Because it's harder to pick up.
A Cellfie.
Prisoner: For a lark sir.
Cell phones.
Because she was illegal.
Illegal.
Virgin Mobile.
A minor.
It was done in A minor.
He could never hit his kids.
Because the trees break wind.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...
Your girlfriend.
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
