Prisoner Jokes

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

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The old one was made of steal.

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.