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Prisoner Jokes

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.