A con-fession.
Cell Phones.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
A Cellfie.
Prisoner: For a lark sir.
Cell phones.
Deciding which to tell people first.
I'll be Bach.
Because they are surrounded by drafts!
He felt Thor.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.
With a cell phone.
A small medium at large.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
He heard it was finger licking good.
He glances over his shoulder.
Coach.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.
