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Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.