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Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

Removed

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.