Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.