Prison Inmate Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Leper Con Jokes More Leper Con Jokes

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...