What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.