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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.