What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad