What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'