What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine