What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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