What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.