Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle