Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle