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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

English Jokes More English Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.