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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.