Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.