Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.