Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer