Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.