What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!