What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!