What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.