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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.