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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.