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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.