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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.