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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle