Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.