What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot