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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.