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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!