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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.