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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.