What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....