Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!