Possess Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.