Evil Spirit Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

Possess Jokes More Possess Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

College Kid Jokes More College Kid Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

Removed

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

Confront Jokes More Confront Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming