Evil Spirit Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

Possess Jokes More Possess Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Confront Jokes More Confront Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.