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Evil Spirit Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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Confront Jokes More Confront Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Possess Jokes More Possess Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it