Evil Spirit Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Possess Jokes More Possess Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.