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Confront Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

College Kid Jokes More College Kid Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Juggler Jokes More Juggler Jokes

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'