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Confront Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

College Kid Jokes More College Kid Jokes

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.