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College Kid Jokes

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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Bison Jokes More Bison Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

What's both blue and purple and never seen again?

This thread

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Old Stuff Jokes More Old Stuff Jokes

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.