College Kid Jokes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Bye Jokes More Bye Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Free Healthcare Jokes More Free Healthcare Jokes

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.