College Kid Jokes

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2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Bye Jokes More Bye Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".