College Kid Jokes

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Confront Jokes More Confront Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Contribution Jokes More Contribution Jokes

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!