3+ Funny College Kid Jokes

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Confront Jokes More Confront Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

Bye Jokes More Bye Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?