To raise his spirits
It's full of Boo's and Spirits.
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
He lifts your spirits.
That's the spirit!
To lift his spirits.
It lifts spirits
Because it dampened his spirits.
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.
Because they're full of spirits.
It lifts their spirits.
An elevator. It lifts the spirits.
Spirits
He had a 2-2.
Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)
It's already got thousands of degrees.
It already has at least hundred degrees
Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
A Poultrygeist!
Phantom panes.
A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Dung! Get it?!
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
You never get tired of seeing them again & again...
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.