What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

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How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.