They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
A pencil has a point.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Two. But I don't know how they got in there.
A reptile dysfunction
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
The NBA
To get to the dark side.
None. They like it on the dark side.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
Because they cant find the point.