They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
It's not like they are coming to yours.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
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Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
I don't know.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
