Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.