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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.