Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...