Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.