Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....