Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!