Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.