Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.