To get to the dark side.
Qui-Gon Gin
He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.
To get away from the PETA convention.
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Their match wouldn't light.