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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.