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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.