Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.