Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole