Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.