Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.