A Concussion.
Because they find him very down to earth.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
Because he was Russian.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Because they all own telephones
Fresh prints.
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
