A Concussion.
The earth revolves around me.
The Alpacalisp.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
Oh, gosh!
He was a blacksmith
Because they all own telephones
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.