How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.