How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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He used cowculus!

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Pyrex

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Look for Fresh Prince

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You look for the fresh prints!

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Pac Man-free Ver.

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There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.