How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What is Will Smith's job?

He's a blacksmith

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!