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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Fresh Print Jokes More Fresh Print Jokes

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Version Jokes More Version Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)