How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.