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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

Fresh Print Jokes More Fresh Print Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

Version Jokes More Version Jokes

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)