How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

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What is Will Smith's job?

He's a blacksmith

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.