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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

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What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.