Fresh Print Jokes

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do I look like?

A typewriter

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.