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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!