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What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)