What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Ransom Jokes More Ransom Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.