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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.