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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime