When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.