When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.