When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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Hebrewed his own

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?