When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?