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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold