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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.