Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.