Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.