Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.