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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.