What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"