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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust