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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

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Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"