What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)