What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.