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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."